It worked. For the first time in its four years of existence, the LOTC had twelve managers who competed from start to finish. But those Houstonians.........Dinger had been enough by himself. But he was empowered by having two more of his cohorts in the league, and the trash-talking reached levels never-before seen. The competitive element of the league combined with the exponential growth in entertainment value transformed the LOTC into something to truly look forward to being a part of. To make matters worse, the new guys were dominant in their first year as members.
Final regular season standings:
Team *Drew Brees (I Have a Bush) | W 10 | L 3 | T 0 | Points 3104.5 | ||||
*Vince Young | 9 | 4 | 0 | 3148.5 | ||||
*Deion Got Saved (Deion Found Jesus) | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3187 | ||||
*BeatUBad | 7 | 5 | 1 | 2972.5 | ||||
*Im Just Better (I'm a Texan) | 7 | 6 | 0 | 3037 | ||||
*The Undisputed | 7 | 6 | 0 | 2998 | ||||
The Hybrids | 7 | 6 | 0 | 2994 | ||||
Djiboutti Crust | 6 | 6 | 1 | 2884.5 | ||||
XCon4Christ (Jaydan Gumm - NLIL) | 5 | 7 | 1 | 2669.5 | ||||
Texas Thundermonkeys | 5 | 7 | 1 | 2439 | ||||
Dueling Brothers (Wrong Answer) | 3 | 10 | 0 | 2686.5 | ||||
Tenacious D | 2 | 11 | 0 | 2548 |
The constant bickering and controversial smack-talk would prove to be too much for Jaydan, who asked not to be invited the following season. Drew Brees, who had lost their first three games of the season, took the top seed into the playoffs, therefore earning a bye along with fellow expansion team Vince Young. In the quarters, Deion Got Saved and Beatubad moved on, marking the first time (other than 2003, when only four teams made the playoffs) that the top four seeds where in the semifinals. Drew Brees proved to be too much for Beatubad, but Deion Got Saved managed to upset Vince Young to reach the title game. Despite the support from 75% of the league to pull of the upset win, Deion Got Saved couldn't outscore the overwhelming numbers from Drew Brees, as Joe received the [imaginary] trophy in his first season as a member of the LOTC.
Interesting Facts:
Drew Brees represented a variety of firsts in the league. They were the first team (and now officially, only) to win the title in their first year in the LOTC. The were also the first to make the playoffs (as well as win a championship) after losing their first three regular season games. And finally, they were the first to win 10 consecutive regular season games. This stands as the longest regular-season win streak in history. Drew Brees (now, I Have a Bush) also holds the record for most consecutive games won at 12, which he accomplished in 2006 as well.
The Undisputed became the first defending champion to make the playoffs the following season. Ironically, it was also with the closest margin in history that they made the playoffs, earning entry by scoring merely four points more than Hybrids.
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